Yeah, that's all true, but here's something easier: Say BiscoCheetos but say it like the Frito Bandito.
There y'go. Bizcochitos are the state cookie of New Mexico (since 1989).

I've had this recipe since the late 1970's, and I'm going to describe the way I've come to make them. There's a printable recipe with more details at SandraDodd.com/bizcochitos.
1½ cups sugarMeasure the brandy out into a small container and add the anise seeds. Let them soak a bit.
1 pound (2 cups) lard
6 cups sifted flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons anise seed
2 eggs beaten
¼ cup brandy
Cinnamon-sugar
Cream together lard and sugar until smooth. Add beaten egg, brandy and anise seed.
In a separate large bowl, mix the baking powder and salt into the flour. Combine. If it's too stiff to hold together, add a little more brandy. If it's too sticky, add a little more flour.
Roll about ¼" thick and cut with cookie cutters. Sprinkle with cinnamon sugar.
Bake on ungreased cookie sheets at 350° F for ten to fifteen minutes (until the bottom is slightly browned).
2024 note:
I have been making these without the cinnamon-sugar sprinkle.
Also... I've been using leftover bacon grease (leftover from cooking bacon) rather than lard, mostly because I have it. Lard is clean and measured, so buying it makes sense in general, but I have grandkids who will eat bacon.
Probably, I could leave the salt out because bacon's salty, but I haven't, yet.